Joke of the Day

S.H.I.T.

TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
FM: MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity
from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained
through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We
are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of
the S.H.I.T list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing
that you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE
EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.
S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.
S.H.I.T).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't
have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job, training
others. We can add you name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T will get the
S.H.I.T jobs, and can apply for promotion to
DIRECTOR OF EXTRA EMPLOYEE PROGRAMMING (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)